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I actually tried to beat it

its hard lol

StealthZeus responds:

It wasn't suppose to be hard. Xcept my hard-on.

Wonderful

since for some reason the high score wasn't working in when it popped up to log in or skip couldn't click anything. My score was 25596.18 from 3 kills. Addicting game loved it
You should make a number 2 there could be more to this story. To be honest (and im quite sure alot of other players were hoping for this to) that there were more dreams and such. maybe bonus hard stages or something who knows and you only get them when you find that green fish.

FreeAsANerd responds:

There's certainly a ton of possibilities left for this game, but I have no idea whether or not I'll actually ever make a sequel.

Thanks for the review!

Sooooo

I pick up my first gun after the pistol thinking cool a machine gun, starting shooting the guy with the goggles, I guess my bullets like to decided when they hit the guy which is never, and for some reason sometimes the bullets would make it to the end of the screen and sometimes they would blow up 2 inches from me making them useless, the game feels ridiculously slow, get hit by one bullet, must go flying because you know, that's how real life physics work. But I get it, Its a "madness" anything can happen, especially when Hank is some giant ass destroyer of all worlds, but nah a bullet can knock him back far, sure why not. The controls blow. A.I. is really slow. Over all. Horrible Game, Enjoy that 3.21 cause its just going to get lower. The only thing appealing about this game is the looks and that it is madness, and you my good sir, have definitively ruined and disgraced it well.

Spudzy responds:

Damn trolls, they just won't learn.

well i didnt even get it started

if you havent become aware, the internet explorer causes the arrow keys to stick unless you turn off a simple setting, i dont know why ppl advoid useing wasd, is it because there bigger and more ppl are familar with them that ppl always pick the arrow keys, who knows, and this just normal internet explorer not chrome.... switch to wasd and ill be happy to play.

Holmfry responds:

I just tried it on my Internet Explorer , which I rarely (if ever) use (and so doesn't have any default settings turned off), and it works fine, so I'm not really sure what to tell ya...

Really good

I should point out your 1.4 v doesnt check out, i was close to death then i died, but i got the warning, and every time i clicked a new monster, it just pushed the screen farther and farther up with no enemys, until it was black, i was almost done the game last row, be4 this happened to me. great game though, might be something to look into.

wilsonbb responds:

i'll get it fixed in next version thanks.

go team go

pretty trippy on mush, but i doubt it could be better

Insaneplanetman responds:

thats all i ever wanted to hear thank you!

Great

well that was a good and simple flash for something being done when ur board... better then wat ever i have made.. i may no have sumitted anything but this makes my games look like shit un till i submit somthin lol.... create more and better games like pong with an attitude... and if u go to onlysuperhuman and loook at his comment i was the reason he made that website.... i bet that was long for you eh ill try to make them shorter

SEXFRONGS responds:

yay thanks

if u want to know, ur a stalker

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